disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you though that comment on my post was necessary.” 

Creep

hippyjamfest:

“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”

No idea how I’m resisting the temptation of those pills

Love how both my brothers forgot my birthday

i’m legal

to buy a lawnmower

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever